me: why are those guys staring at me
me: is there something on my face
me: is there something on my shirt
me: they're probably laughing at how ugly i am
me: they probably find it amusing how fat i am
friend: maybe they think you're cute
me: are you retarded or something
caterpee: Fuck school im going to be a cheetah girl
imawanchor: today a 15 year old girl won a gold medal in the olympics and i woke up at one in the afternoon and stayed sat in the same spot for 6 hours
Michael Phelps' body.
Me watching the Olympics at age 8: Oh that's nice
Me watching the Olympics at age 12: Wow I hope we win
Me watching the Olympics at age 16: I'm going to fuck the entire swim team and no one can stop me
Words cannot describe how excited to see this.
Lend me your eyes...I can change what you see.